10 Apr

The Were-Chihuahua & the Hospitality Squid

Rows of red suckers above and below a sign for the WFGC Hotel

This story is a part of a blog-hop anthology all taking place within the WFGC Hotel. You can find more stories in this anthology here.


Phil walked through the airlock into a lobby straight out of late twentieth-century Earth: white marble floor dotted with diamonds of gold-veined black, a ten-meter ceiling arched over crystal chandeliers, and colorful rugs that smelled like actual sheep’s wool. The impression of antiquity was so strong, it took a moment to spot the telltale distortion around the WFGC Hotel sign and the discreet interfaces in the deep-brown multispecies seating.

After a decade as a Guardian, entering a place designed by humans felt strange. A quick mental command adjusted the clings on his legs to local gravity. He still crossed the lobby too quickly, but many humans had minor mods beyond the standard neural-network implant. Nothing to alarm anyone.

Human noses couldn’t smell the truth. Human ears couldn’t hear his heart racing. His network profile didn’t show what hid in his cells. His cycle was ticking down, and he needed to get hidden and safe.

The white-haired human receptionist peered up at him with large brown eyes, and he felt the ping on his profile a moment before her public persona flicked from “permanent contract” to “widowed.” She set her knitting aside and smiled broadly just as his nanobots detected the frequency coming off the needles.

Getting hit on by a septuagenarian with military-grade tactical knitting needles was just what today needed.

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05 Apr

Coming Soon: WFGC Hotel Blog-Hop Anthology

WFGC Presents: Hotel Blog Hop

A boisterous cabal of writers. Many genres. One strange hotel.

The infamous #WriteFightGIFClub has written an online anthology! Our wonderful, absurd, hilarious compilation of free short stories is coming to blogs near you on April 10.

My contribution is “The Were-Chihuahua & the Hospitality Squid.” Check back here next Wednesday to read all about Kiki the mega squid, Fluffy the chihuahua, their human halves—who can’t decide whether to flirt or flee—and the shady merchant who could destroy them.

29 Apr

The Beginnings of The Good Ship Whimsy

My biggest writing problem is letting go of things and sending them out into the world. Ideas push their way into my head and bloom on paper, and then I shut them up in file cabinets and hard drives, where they languish for years. So, maybe it’s fitting that this story began from something floating free: a dandelion seed.

About a month ago I decided to get a tattoo. Read More

13 Mar

Short Stories on the Spot

Dee has much nicer handwriting than I do.

–UPDATE–

If you would like to donate to the Hanway-Wong family or if you would like more information about the fundraiser I participated in on Sunday, please check out the Facebook page or the GoFundMe page.

Last Sunday I participated in a fundraiser for a woman who just lost her husband to cancer and is now supporting their two children, both under the age of three, by herself. The main event was a silent auction, full of amazing services and goods donated by friends and businesses in Seattle. There were two full bars and plentiful delicious food. And there was also me, tucked away in a corner of the room, writing compliments for people in exchange for donations. Read More